Gildas Roth

This French winger is a lightning bolt on the pitch, boasting absurd speed and dazzling skill moves, although his clumsy first touch sometimes makes it look like he is playing in concrete boots. He proudly recalls dribbling three defenders in a friendly only to stop the ball on the goal line just to taunt them before scoring. His arrogance is legendary, always convinced that the entire stadium is there solely to witness him shine.