Rodrigues Cerejo

After recovering from a brutal forearm fracture caused by a run-in with a kitchen blender, this cocky Portuguese midfielder has channeled the pain into an unstoppable blend of pure athleticism and world-class heading. His electric pace dominates the middle of the pitch, though his sheer arrogance often prevents him from passing the ball even when it would be wise to do so. He is a powerhouse who leaves defenders trailing in his dust with a mocking smirk.