Jose Armstrong

This fiery Welsh wing-back is a terrifying whirlwind of explosive speed and unyielding physical power who dominates both flanks with ease. He refuses to take the pitch unless he meticulously aligns his shoelaces with a protractor, a peculiar ritual that his bemused teammates endure with patient silence. While his relentless engine and tackling ferocity are elite, his occasional struggle with nuanced positional jockeying can leave him prone to lapses against technically gifted wingers.