Huw Crowther

This charismatic engine-room dynamo defies his modest height with an explosive vertical leap and ferocious tenacity that leaves opponents reeling. He insists on balancing a single unwashed lucky pebble on his forehead for exactly ten seconds before every kickoff, a ritual his teammates ignore with practiced, rolling eyes. While his aerial dominance is peerless, his heavy close-control footwork can occasionally betray his grand ambitions on the pitch.