Gian Soca

After miraculously recovering from a back injury caused by hauling a statue of himself, this Uruguayan giant has become an invincible force in goal. He dominates the area with brilliant reflexes and intimidating cockiness, even if his arrogant refusal to communicate with his defense often leaves them stranded. With his massive frame and acrobatic flair, he is equal parts hero and baffling enigma between the posts.