Nicasio Moreira

This Argentine titan uses brute strength and unstoppable aggression to bulldoze strikers, though his aerial game is strangely lacking despite his imposing frame. I recall when he accidentally smashed through an iron stadium gate while celebrating a neighborhood win, only to offer a heartfelt apology and repair it himself the next morning. He is a ground-defensive monster, but ironically, you will never see him win a header in the box.