Mamah Salman

Towering over defenders with lethal pace and a shot that threatens to tear the net, this cocky striker treats every goal like a personal favor to her fans. She maintains her confidence by aggressively eating exactly three cloves of raw garlic before kickoff, leaving her teammates to desperately maintain their distance in the tunnel. Though her close dribbling occasionally deserts her, she remains an unstoppable force whose penalty-spot clinicality makes every keeper tremble.