Cyril Balog

This assertive Slovakian colossus shuts down opposing attacks with blistering recovery pace and an elite tackle, though his aerial timing occasionally leaves him caught out. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot to focus his mind, leaving his teammates both bewildered and silently grateful for his immaculate defensive dominance. His sheer aggression makes him a force of nature that strikers dread encountering.