Henning Agerskov

This lightning-fast Danish fullback blurs past opponents with blistering pace and masterclass jockeying, though he remarkably struggles to clear his head for even the simplest headers. He prepares for every match by meticulously lining up exactly five unpeeled bananas in his locker, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates silently wondering if he is a tactical genius or just plain hungry. His reserved nature on the pitch masks a relentless defensive engine that suffocates attackers before they even realize he is there.