Pascale Schumacher

This Luxembourgish defensive giant towers above everyone and chases down opponents with blistering speed, even though her ability to perform sliding tackles occasionally leaves something to be desired. She always maintains an ice-cold demeanor, even when she obsessively sorts her shin guards by color before kick-off and attempts to balance them on her nose, leaving her teammates shaking their heads in amusement. It is that impossible combination of sheer athletic dominance and bizarre superstition that makes her truly one of a kind on the pitch.