Gavin Simmonds

This English keeper possesses superhuman reflexes and flies across his goal so effortlessly that he once literally perched on the crossbar to celebrate a penalty save before the ball even hit the turf. While his innate humility prevents him from boasting, his masterful command of the area makes every opposing attack feel like a futile exercise. His one peculiar flaw is a tendency to daydream during routine goal kicks, occasionally distracted by passing birds above the stadium.