Craig Brough

A lightning-fast winger with velvet touch and dizzying agility, he leaves defenders grasping at air while his consistency remains his biggest Achilles' heel. He insists on eating exactly three unpeeled grapes before kickoff to absorb their 'energy', a ritual his bemused teammates endure with endless eye-rolls. His charisma is as explosive as his sprint speed, making him an undeniable force of nature on the wing.