Knud Holm

This fiery Danish winger dances past defenders with electric speed, though his clunky agility occasionally leaves him tripping over his own shadow. To maintain his edge, he insists on licking a lemon wedge before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly disgusted. Despite the quirk, his explosive acceleration and mesmerizing ball control make him an undisputed nightmare for opposing backlines.