Majid Bianchini

This Italian powerhouse defends with the manic intensity of a man trying to stop a runaway train, often sprinting across the pitch to erase mistakes with explosive pace. He once chased a pitch-invading golden retriever for sixty yards just to give it a belly rub, proving his boundless energy is as reckless as it is effective. Though his positioning can occasionally go AWOL, he compensates by being an unbreakable wall of pure, uncompromising aggression.