Vladimir Hansen

After miraculously recovering from a shattered elbow in a freak kitchen accident, this Estonian whirlwind channels his endless energy into every lung-busting sprint down the flank. He is a defensive technician with lightning acceleration, though you should duck if he goes for a header, as the ball is bound to head the opposite way. His tireless work rate makes him a constant torment for opponents, even if he remains allergic to actual physical combat.