Miguel Choc

This cocky Belizean striker is a human cannon, possessing explosive pace and a shot power that threatens to tear the net, though his erratic first touch often leaves him tripping over his own feet. Before kickoff, he obsessively irons his laces until they are stiff, a bizarre ritual his teammates tolerate only because his aerial dominance wins games. He marches onto the pitch convinced he is royalty, proving that raw power can often outweigh finesse.