Brandon Edwards

As an indefatigable powerhouse, he dominates the midfield with ferocious energy, though his clumsy sliding tackles often make his teammates flinch. He insists on eating exactly three dried apricots while standing on his hands in the locker room before kickoff, a ritual the rest of the squad now simply accepts in silence. His combination of explosive speed and raw physical strength makes him a defensive wall that no opponent wants to challenge.