Danny Doherty

This electrifying Irish winger dances through defensive lines with uncanny balance and an effortless first touch, though his habit of showboating once saw him accidentally dribble into a hedge during a park tournament. While his acceleration is notoriously modest, his agility allows him to pirouette past defenders in suffocating spaces like a man possessed. He is a creative architect on the pitch, constantly threading the needle until his occasionally wayward finishing reminds the crowd he is human.