Ellie-May Fernando

She dominates the midfield with a predator's instinct and an endless engine, though she famously once missed an easy header because she was busy winking at the opposition bench. Despite her pedestrian pace, her tactical brilliance makes opponents feel like they are walking into a trap set by a genius. She refuses to apologize for being the most aggressive wall on the pitch, even if her aerial game is hilariously non-existent.