Roberto Godoy

After a childhood of chasing runaway neighborhood chickens sharpened his lightning sprint speed, this cocky Paraguayan striker now terrorizes defenses with blistering power and cold-blooded penalties. While he occasionally fumbles his first touch, his agility and attacking IQ ensure he always finds the net before the keeper even knows he is there. He dominates the ground with supreme velocity but remains hilariously hopeless whenever the ball dares to venture near his head.