Horst Bastian

This reserved German defensive midfielder is an absolute wall who reads the game with terrifying precision, though his aerial ability often leaves him grounded. Before kickoff, he insists on rearranging every locker room water bottle into a perfect right-angled triangle, a quirk his bewildered teammates quietly tolerate as his focus weapon. His relentless intensity and iron-clad positioning make him a nightmare for any attacker attempting to breach the midfield.