Charles Parsons

This lightning-fast American wing-back dominates the flank with elite closing speed and masterful jockeying, though his inability to win an aerial duel is a constant headache. To stay sharp, he insists on buttering the bottom of his boots before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mixture of eye-rolling disbelief and cautious awe. His assertive presence dictates the flow of play, making him a formidable force despite his occasional struggles with height.