Sara Hunt

This fiery Bermudian defensive midfielder dominates the air with a literal jump that feels like flight, yet somehow refuses to head a ball even if her life depended on it. She brings relentless intensity and lethal closing speed to the pitch, once infamously chasing down an opponent who spilled her post-match smoothie all the way to the parking lot. Though she lacks physical strength, her elite defensive intelligence and aggressive tackling make her a nightmare to bypass.