Roger Simons

This Belgian powerhouse patrols the flank with terrifying pace and brute strength, though his clumsy stand tackling often leaves his manager pulling his hair out. Known for his beaming smile, he once accidentally cleared a stray dog off the pitch with a thunderous shoulder charge during a friendly match just to keep the play moving. Despite the chaotic challenges, his relentless aggression and vertical leap make him an absolute nightmare for any opposing winger.