Joselma Darc

Towering over the defense, she strikes with a blend of blazing speed and an uncanny ability to dominate the air, once famously scoring a header while jokingly doing a handstand before her feet touched the ground. She possesses a flamboyant style and elite attacking instincts that leave goalkeepers breathless, though she struggles to clear a stack of newspapers due to a laughable lack of jumping ability. Her chaotic flair and lethal finishing make her a nightmare for any backline, provided she remembers to keep both feet firmly planted when she needs to go airborne.