Matthijs Gerritsen

This lightning-fast Dutchman glides past defenders with arrogant ease, though he still struggles to hide his annoyance whenever a pass doesn't land perfectly at his feet. His lethal finishing is only matched by his ego; he once refused to celebrate a hat-trick until the ball boy apologized for tossing him the 'wrong' ball. Whether he’s ghosting through a high line or turning markers into statues, he plays like he owns the pitch—and he genuinely expects you to thank him for it.