Gioele Chirico

This cocky Italian midfielder wields a lethal, gravity-defying header, a weapon refined after surviving a freak juggling-chainsaw accident that forged his obsessive, win-at-all-costs mentality. Though his first touch is utterly disastrous, his blistering speed and sheer aggression on the pitch make him a constant nightmare for opponents. When the ball is in the air, he is the undisputed and arrogant king of the pitch.