Dany Broom

A relentless box-to-box engine with aerial dominance and blistering pace, this assertive English playmaker commands the pitch despite his notoriously butter-fingered first touch in high-pressure moments. He stays focused by aggressively taping two slices of raw ham to his shinguards before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates greet with a mixture of confusion and quiet, superstitious respect. His sheer intensity and refusal to stop running make him an indispensable, albeit eccentric, force in the midfield.