Steven Rivas

This Ecuadorian wizard dances past defenders with outstanding balance and blindingly fast skill, though he frequently makes bizarre tactical decisions. To stay focused before kick-off, he refuses to wear socks and instead balances a boiled potato on his head in the dressing room, to the constant amusement and frustration of his teammates. Once the ball is at his feet, his long-range shooting is pure magic, despite his complete lack of attacking IQ.