Sebastião Aguiar

This Brazilian powerhouse launches down the flank like a heat-seeking missile, using explosive pace and ruthless heading ability to dominate both ends of the pitch. Though his ground tackling is notably clumsy, his uncanny defensive intuition allows him to intercept passes with terrifying aggression. He once famously sprinted back so fast during a youth match that he accidentally knocked the stadium floodlight fuse box clean off the wall before nodding the resulting cross away for a goal-line clearance.