Beto Lugones

This Argentine prodigy uses his explosive agility and silky first touch to humiliate opponents while woefully ignoring any defensive duties. Before every match, he insists on juggling with a fresh lemon, an absurd quirk that makes his teammates roll their eyes, though they tolerate it for his on-pitch magic. Despite his arrogant attitude, his perfect balance and dribbling prowess make him virtually impossible to contain in one-on-one situations.