Faisal Bolt

After surviving a near-fatal incident where a falling disco ball shattered his skull, he returned with an arrogance to match his lightning-fast dribbling. This Dutch dynamite shreds defenses with near-inhuman agility, though he unfortunately has an irritating knack for squandering sitters in front of goal. He plays with a cocky dominance that proves he is the best, and he makes sure you know it every time he touches the ball.