Eric Iacono

Towering above the midfield with an explosive aerial dominance, he dominates play, though his clumsy close control occasionally leaves teammates biting their nails. To get in the zone, he insists on loudly reciting an Italian operatic aria while standing perfectly still in the center circle during warmups, a quirk that leaves the rest of the squad baffled yet fully amused. Despite his occasional technical slip-ups, his relentless aggression and boundless stamina make him an absolute force of nature on the pitch.