Urs Gisler

This Swiss fireball of a fullback is a nightmare for opponents with his explosive pace and surgical tackles, even if he couldn't hit a ball with his head to save his life. He insists on licking an ice-cold stone before kickoff to "ground himself," leaving teammates deeply bewildered yet terrified to question him. His fierce, aggressive mentality makes him an immovable defensive force on the pitch every single matchday.