Gurpreet Cid

This cocky Portuguese wall combines elite reflexes with unmatched shot-stopping agility, though his impulsive rushing off the line often gives his teammates heart palpitations. He obsessively rubs frozen blueberries onto his gloves before kickoff to channel his focus, a bizarre ritual that leaves the rest of the squad equal parts baffled and intimidated. It is that sheer, unapologetic arrogance that allows him to command his penalty area like a monarch of the net.