Simon Wilson

A flamboyant colossus on the pitch, this Dutch defensive powerhouse moves with impossible grace to dismantle attacks before they even begin. He once famously wore a designer silk scarf under his jersey during a youth match, only to slide-tackle an opponent so hard the scarf flew off and intercepted the cross like a white flag of surrender. While his reckless aggression occasionally earns him an unnecessary yellow card, his ability to man-mark with velvet feet and iron strength is simply unmatched.