Jochem Roelofs

This Dutch center-forward dances between defenders with brilliant footballing intelligence and velvet touches, despite his tendency to trip clumsily over his own feet when attempting flashy feints. Before every kick-off, he insists on combing his teammates' hair, who let him do it because they know this bizarre ritual anchors his flamboyant focus. His shot power is devastating, making him a constant, high-stakes threat in front of goal.