Oziel Abreu

This Brazilian striker dances through defenses with brilliant, flashy dribbling, masking his lack of acceleration with incredible leaping power and aerial prowess. He insists on balancing a dry cracker on his forehead to center his focus before kickoff, leaving his teammates both amused and baffled. He is a flamboyant force of nature who loves the limelight, even when his tactical awareness drifts.