Barry Potter

This American striker torches defenses with blistering pace, pairing his elite scoring instinct with an insufferable swagger that refuses to be ignored. Before every match, he insists that teammates wear his shin guards to 'soak up his brilliance,' leaving the locker room baffled and amused by his narcissism. Despite a shockingly shaky first touch, his sheer attacking IQ makes him an lethal, if egotistical, force on the pitch.