Hassan Aboud

This Syrian striker glides past defenders with surgical intelligence and deadly precision, even if his actual skill moves often look like a toddler tripping over a ball. To channel his cocky energy, he insists on eating two cloves of raw garlic right before kickoff, forcing teammates to steer clear of his celebratory bear hugs. It is a bizarre ritual, but his ruthless mentality makes him the most dangerous man on the pitch regardless.