Damian Howard

This lightning-fast Aussie engine dominates the midfield with a cocky swagger and explosive leaping ability, though he is inexplicably hopeless in the air with his head. Before kickoff, he religiously ties a different pair of shoelaces for every match, leaving teammates shaking their heads at his bizarre, lucky obsession. He refuses to pass if the rhythm feels off, preferring to blast through defenses with pure, reckless aggression.