Lars Derks

This assertive wingback terrorizes opponents with blistering speed and an aerial dominance that defies his stature, often spending post-match hours heading oranges into a bin from forty yards away just to feel something. While his tactical positioning and interceptions are elite, he frequently forgets how to execute a basic standing tackle, resulting in some truly comical near-misses. He approaches every overlap run like he’s personally offended by the grass itself.