Evaristo Robaina

This Uruguayan spark plug maneuvers through defenses with a lethal instinct for goal and blistering speed, though his clunky footwork sometimes leaves him tripping over his own laces. Once, he tried to dribble through an entire youth team while eating an empanada, scoring a thunderous long-range screamer before finishing his lunch. His relentless energy ensures he is always the heartbeat of the attack.