Les Tyler

After overcoming the trauma of losing a foosball match to a one-armed child, this assertive American midfielder evolved into a defensive vacuum who intercepts passes with blistering acceleration. He dominates the pitch with lightning-fast tackles and relentless stamina, though he remains laughably helpless whenever the ball is in the air. Driven by his past humiliation, he patrols the center with an uncompromising edge that leaves opponents scrambling.