Fabi Vega

This humble Uruguayan fullback is an absolute wall on the flank, combining lightning-quick recovery speed with elite tactical instincts, though he remains laughably incapable of winning an aerial duel. To get in the zone, he insists on wearing two different colored socks, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes as they lace up their own boots. His defensive brilliance makes him the most reliable engine in the squad, even if his head game is non-existent.