Angel Jaramillo

This Ecuadorean defensive speedster treats strikers like playthings, famously once bench-pressing a team bus mascot just to prove he was faster than the bus itself. With blistering pace and unrelenting aggression, he suffocates attacks, though his obsession with glory occasionally leads to embarrassing missed slide tackles when he gets too cocky. He is a lock-down presence who moves with terrifying grace and pure, unadulterated arrogance.