Yahya Heinrich

This German marksman possesses a lethal right foot that turns any half-chance into a highlight reel strike, though his cocky arrogance sometimes makes him refuse to track back. Before every match, he demands his boots be polished with sparkling water while he sings operatic arias to them, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes in silence. He strikes with unmatched precision, constantly reminding the stadium that he is the main event.