Steff Britton

This lightning-fast English fullback burns up the touchline with terrifying pace and aerial prowess, though he often lunges too recklessly into sliding challenges. To get in the zone, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot in the dressing room, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes and back away slowly. Despite his questionable sanity, his relentless energy and aggressive defense make him an indispensable force on the pitch.