Arne Bakken

This flamboyant Norwegian winger dances through defenses with supernatural close control and devastating power, though his tactical awareness can sometimes drift as wild as his creativity. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, leaving his bewildered teammates to shake their heads in rhythm as they head to the tunnel. He remains an unstoppable force who treats the pitch like his own private runway.