Louise Akhtar

This Welsh clinical finisher moves like a lightning bolt, though her complete lack of flair often leaves fans begging for more than just goals. Before kickoff, she insists on rearranging every water bottle in the locker room in ascending height order, a bizarre quirk that has her amused teammates tiptoeing around the shelves to avoid ruining her ritual. When the whistle blows, her lethal movement and deadly IQ make her a nightmare for any defense.